Well, it looks like RR needs to get a life. Having spoken with him on a few occasions, I know it was always his dream to run away and join the circus. So RR, I have inserted a link for you to start you on your way. I am sure this is what you always wanted, so best of luck to you!!!!
http://www.theclownschool.com/
http://www.theclownschool.com/