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Speculations on the 2017 season

Mar 8, 2017
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Whats up guys! First off glad to say I got the courage to get back on here after my home was vandalized by a bunch of degenerates. The police did not find the culprits but I feel as if I may have had a run in with them without even realizing it at the time.

I was at a Popeyes getting some grub after a long days work. I work at TGI Fridays by the way but I don't really like the food there, so I go to Popeyes pretty often after my shift. Im a regular there and get discounts. Its rad. So the wife picks me up in the Winnebago and off we go. She likes to drive because "she wears the pants" in the relationship, more like the BIGGER ONES!! LOL

So I am in line ordering my Popeyes when all of a sudden my wife slips and tumbles on an ice cube. Shes on the ground rolling around, She looks like a bean bag chair that got shot with a tranquilizer dart. As I help up my big wife up I hear a call that is all too familiar to me now. I hear, "SUCK ON THAT EGG MAN!" I turn to see 5 boys staring at me and my wife. I dro my wife back on the ground and dart after these kids. They are too fast for me and escape.

By this time my order is complete and I go to sit down in my regular spot. To my surprise I see "F*CK THE DIRTY EGG MAN" written with Popeyes buffalo sauce. Jokes on them because Popeyes puts the buffalo flavoring in their breading. Amateurs.

I finish my meal, grab my large wife and get in the Winnebago. Just another reason of how my popularity on these forums is causing me so much pain.

Anyways what team is looking to go all the way this season? Would love some thoughts.
 
Whats up guys! First off glad to say I got the courage to get back on here after my home was vandalized by a bunch of degenerates. The police did not find the culprits but I feel as if I may have had a run in with them without even realizing it at the time.

I was at a Popeyes getting some grub after a long days work. I work at TGI Fridays by the way but I don't really like the food there, so I go to Popeyes pretty often after my shift. Im a regular there and get discounts. Its rad. So the wife picks me up in the Winnebago and off we go. She likes to drive because "she wears the pants" in the relationship, more like the BIGGER ONES!! LOL

So I am in line ordering my Popeyes when all of a sudden my wife slips and tumbles on an ice cube. Shes on the ground rolling around, She looks like a bean bag chair that got shot with a tranquilizer dart. As I help up my big wife up I hear a call that is all too familiar to me now. I hear, "SUCK ON THAT EGG MAN!" I turn to see 5 boys staring at me and my wife. I dro my wife back on the ground and dart after these kids. They are too fast for me and escape.

By this time my order is complete and I go to sit down in my regular spot. To my surprise I see "F*CK THE DIRTY EGG MAN" written with Popeyes buffalo sauce. Jokes on them because Popeyes puts the buffalo flavoring in their breading. Amateurs.

I finish my meal, grab my large wife and get in the Winnebago. Just another reason of how my popularity on these forums is causing me so much pain.

Anyways what team is looking to go all the way this season? Would love some thoughts.
Don't know if I'm laughing or crying right now! That story had so much flavor and spice that I think I got diabetes! I hope your big wife is alright and hope you enjoyed your meal at Popeyes, can't believe you ran into them at a chicken house!
 
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Not sure what this has to do with the upcoming Baseball season. Your jokes are pretty good but lets put an end to this trolling. You guys relaxed for a while but this troll of a post put you guys back in business. Thanks a lot (sarcasm).

P.S. If this is a true story, I'm sorry and hope everyone is alright. Just don't post it on a sports forum where Dads go to let out the great hate that they have for their rotten wives.
 
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Not nice to bring up the weight gain. I'm sure he will lose it again soon
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If you don't reply to any of their posts, they will go away
 
Honestly everyone the best way to remove these young trolls, is to stop giving them all the attention. Bring out the troll repellant! LOL!!
 
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