"The Donald"

[Jawnsky]

Now that Trump is the 45th president, he is holding a press conference to announce changes to the DIAA and Delaware HS Football.
-Playoffs will become pay to play
-Tix prices will increase to minimum wage
-He plans to build a wall around Broom street
-Girls will no longer be allowed to play football
-News reporters with balding/receding hairlines will have to obtain "rugs"
-DePreps will have a say in who gets into the playoffs
-RR is president
-Sparty is the VP
-Jeff's Polls will be the official ranking system.
-Bummy will be deported.
-The News Journal will be gone since they endorsed Hillary

 

[spartakos]

@JAW..
U F'ED UP!!
but I like the VP sh*t...

 

[Uncle Bumfuzzled]

Jawnsky, maybe this was a case of "electile dysfunction." Let me amplify. Old guys used to have political arousal problems. This time they stood in line for for a long time. (Call your doctor if it lasted more than 4 hours.).....and voted in the rust belt. (Not lust belt.)


Bummy has some concerns but this is a great country. This ain't nothing compared to the 1960's.

 

[Uncle Bumfuzzled]

For the purpose of full disclosure some of the above lines should be attributed to Alan Derskowitz.

 

[JeffMullen]

AWESOMENESS!!!

 

[Uncle Bumfuzzled]

Michael Corleone defeated the Tattaglia family and the Barzini family. Donald Trump defeated the Bush family and the Clinton family.

 

[Jawnsky]

Bring Back the NJ Generals!

 

[Jawnsky]

 

[Uncle Bumfuzzled]

Sparty made his television debut last week.

 

[spartakos]

Haaa

 

[Uncle Bumfuzzled]

 

[dovetail]

Who the hell is Ernie Johnson?

 

[Uncle Bumfuzzled]

He is the host of the regular panels on NBA TV. He also does baseball for The Turner networks.

 

[spartakos]

U with the Posse tonight?
we have extra seat on Dragon Wagon...
right next to BRB...
Haaaa

 

[Uncle Bumfuzzled]

Bummy is staying home and depending on both the radio and Depreps.

I am also going to spend some time filling out my application for Trump University.

PS. I am applying for a scholarship.

 

[Ikeyfbst2]

Bummy is staying home and depending on both the radio and Depreps.

I am also going to spend some time filling out my application for Trump University.

PS. I am applying for a scholarship.

After I graduated from Trump U, I went straight into Amway. I am now a big typhoon.